Barracuda? No, BARAcuda. *flexes muscles and swims away*
AU where every time you spoke to the magic mirror, you initiated a rap battle
KEEP!!!! YOUR!!!!! BLACK!!!!! CATS!!!!! INSIDE!!!! TOMORROW!!!!!
It’s Friday the 13th and there are horrible evil people out there that kill/injure black cats for superstitious reasons. Please keep your cuties safe.
Make sure to use protection if you’re gonna do it.
This is the most horrifying thing I’ve seen in a while
OH MY GOD HAAHA
figured I’d clean up a doodle of jenny I did recently, since I haven’t really posted any art here in a bit. as it turns out it’ll be a little longer before things’re settled on the computer front (a week or so), but at least the temporary replacement I’m using right now has got photoshoppp
i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
(◡‿◡✿) tall men that look scary and are feared by most people
(◕‿◕✿) that fall in love with itty bitty women that can bring them to their knees
old and busted: werewolves
new hotness: were everything else
I feel like I should post something extra nice to make up for that last abomination and my general absence but the first thing in my drafts is a reblog of a playlist about weeping penises I thought I might wanna listen to later so uh
I’m sorry y’all
[sees anything colored purple and green] is that unit 01